Besides being the most important and dramatic amendment to the manners in which we communicate information, the internet is best used for people above a certain income level to express - often using mispellings used so frequently they cease to be ironic - the subtle horrors of a miserable life in the middle class. Look no further than Weekend Web ( Read more... )

Once I found out I was invisible, I decided that it'd be best for me to use my powers only for good, but a few bad habits will change that ( Read more... )

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Today
Today I will make
An entry using haikus
To explain my life

Ebay
Twin Falls Idaho
I ordered off of Ebay
I haven't seen it

Annie Hall
Woody Allen is
A brilliant director
This is his very best

Manhattan
Woody falls in love
The woman is seventeen
Life imitates art

Work
I will work at Four
I will go home at 10ish
What a wasteful day

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Holy downloads, Batman! I've just installed Soulseek and so far have accumulated abridged albums from Simon and Garfunkel, Murder by Death and Mogwai. I also downloaded the Family Matters TV theme as well as Radiohead's "Talk Show Host", but that's another issue I will adress later. The three albums I have been able to upload, however not complete ( Read more... )

Everytime I think I do something poorly, it ends up becoming my best work. When I, for some reason, have confidence in my work, I often fail ( Read more... )

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People should only use 'brb' when they will "Be Right Back" as the abbreviation implies. It would be much more appropriate for some to simply say "Gimme about four hours and I'll holla back at 'cha", which they could then use "GAFHAIHBAC ( Read more... )